I love jokes! I'm going to college to be a special educations teacher and when i begin teaching i plan on starting each morning with a joke. We will have a joke of the day board.
I thought i would share a few with you...
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh.
Q:How do you make a tissue dance?
A:Put a little boogie in it.
Q:What's green and has yellow wheels?
A:Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Q:What do you call a man whose father has cannon?
A:A son of a gun.
Q:What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A:Frostbite.
I think my favorite would have to be the 3rd one. How about you? Also what do you plan on doing after you graduate from college?
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I like the pooh one haha. I'm going to college for accounting, so it makes sense maybe I'll be an accountant.
ReplyDeleteHa. These jokes are really funny! My favorite joke is the Tigger one.
ReplyDeleteLol, i like the pooh one XD I'm also going to college for accounting ^^
ReplyDeleteThey're all pretty funny haha. I'm going to college to be a teacher too. I'm pretty sure I want to teach Kindergarten or Elementary kids.
ReplyDeleteOmg lol i do love the third one too =] I'm going to college to be a Diagnostic Medical Sonographer (in other words)an ultrasound technician
ReplyDeletei like the tiger one ha I'm going to college to be an athletic trainer. If you like the Sabres, my blog is all about them.
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Ha the pooh one is good.
ReplyDeleteI have a joke for you: What has 4 wheels and flies? (the spelling of flies probably gives it away) Ans: kcurt egabrag A (backwards)
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